Jeff Foxworthy "You Might Live In Montana"

• If parking your car for the night involves an extension cord, you might live in Montana.

• If you consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling through 8 inches of ice and sitting there all day hoping that the food will swim by, You might live in Montana.

• If you have ever refused to buy something because it's "too spendy", you might live in Montana.

• If your local Dairy Queen is closed from November through March, you might live in Montana.

• If someone in a store offers you assistance, and they don't work there, youmight live in Montana.

• If you have worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you might live in Montana.

• If your town has an equal number of bars and churches, you might live in Montana.

• If you measure distance in hours, you might live in Montana.

• If your family vehicle is a crew cab pickup, you might live in Montana.

• If you know several people who have hit deer more than once, you might livein Montana.

• If you can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard, without flinching, you might live in Montana.

• If you see people wearing hunting clothes at social events, you might livein Montana.

• If there are empty cars running in the parking lot at Wal-Mart at any given time, you might live in Montana.

• If there are more people at work on Christmas Eve Day than on Opening DeerRifle Season, you might live in Montana.

• If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction, you might live in Montana.

• If you find 0 degrees a little chilly, you might live in Montana.